Reese Lansangan- Grammar Nazi Guitar Chords

Reese Lansangan- Grammar Nazi Guitar Chords

Reese Lansangan- Grammar Nazi Guitar Chords

Live Love Guitar song request guitar chords for:  Cheina


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STANDARD TUNING 
NO CAPO   
(*= one strum)

Intro-

     D A G A
     D A G A
     D A G A
     D A G A


             D  A G A                 D   A G A
See I like a boy -  cute and nice and tall
                D              A   G 
But there's one problem (Guess what)
   A                       D  A G
He couldn't spell right at all
          A               D            A  G
And I know that's not the end all - be all
       A            D    A G
But it really kinda blows
        A             D         A        G
Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!)
        A           D  A G A
And sometimes, it shows


         Bm             G              D
My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy 
            A
Who is just nice, who couldn't 
Bm             G      D     A
Put apostrophe s's on his possessives
  G                                 A
And don't look at me when I look at you
             G
Whenever you say "stuffs"
                 A
'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)


          D   A G A  
I'm not a nazi     
                  D           A G A
I just care about good grammar
        D       A  G  
Hey paparazzi (okay)
       A                   D     A
I just said that 'cause it rhymed
              G                     A
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

D A G A
D A G A*


          D               A  G  
You type "loose" with one o 
          A           D   A G A
If you're losing your mind
    D          A      G
Two O's for describing 
      A                D    A G A
Bowel movements of any kind
         D              A
You see "your" and "you're"
           G     A                   D  A G A
They're two, two different things, baby
     D*           A*
It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused
    G* 
But I'mma help you out 
         A                 D A G A
With the words you use, yea


         Bm             G              D
My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy 
            A
Who is just nice, who couldn't 
Bm             G      D     A
Put apostrophe s's on his possessives
  G                                 A
And don't look at me when I look at you
             G
Whenever you say "stuffs"
                 A
'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)


          D   A G A  
I'm not a nazi     
                  D           A G A
I just care about good grammar
        D       A   G  
Hey paparazzi (okay)
       A                   D     A
I just said that 'cause it rhymed
              G                     A
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

D A G A
D A G A
D A G A
D A G A
 
    D                          A
I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement
      G                        A
If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment
          D               A                    G
You never say "Dogs barks" - you just say "bark"
              A                                   D
Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park
                    A
Double negatives and all its relatives
      G                   A
Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song
D                                   A
I'mma break it down (I'mma break it down)
                        G
I hate it when you say "furnitures"
               A
When you mean "pieces of furniture"


D                  A
 Let the plural be pluralized
            G                              A
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised
     D*            A*                      G*
It's TO to direct, TOO for "too much", TWO is a number
          A*                     D
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge


                     A
THERE'S two baby cubs
                    G
And THEIR momma lion
                             A
And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day
            D                         A
If you're debating if "I was" versus "If I were", I say
G
Who would you believe more?
A*
Bieber or Beyonce (one, two, three)


          D   A G A  
I'm not a nazi     
                  D           A G A
I just care about good grammar
        D       A  G  
Hey paparazzi (okay)
       A                   D     A
I just said that 'cause it rhymed
              G                     A
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime

          D   A G A  
I'm not a nazi     
                  D           A G A
I just care about good grammar
        D       A  G  
Hey paparazzi (okay)
       A                   D     A
I just said that 'cause it rhymed
              G                     A          D*
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime, on me

 

 

Have fun playing these guitar chords! LLG♥
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I’m a wife, mother and self-taught guitarist.   I first picked up a guitar in 2010 and haven’t put it down since!  I’m not that great of a player, but I get by.  Besides, my talent isn’t in the playing, it’s in the ears ;)

I first discovered I had an ear for transcribing music while playing tabs on Ultimate Guitar.  So many of them were just wrong!   I started making correct versions and it just grew from there.   I left UG having tabbed over 300 songs on that site.  (I was the #1 Daily Most Popular Contributor for over 2 years straight, now I’m down to #7.  Not bad since I haven’t posted a tab on UG in over 3 years!)

In 2013  I created Live Love Guitar and amazingly enough, I’m still here!  I think users know they can count on correct, well formatted tabs.  I try to make my tabs as easy as possible while still being correct.  This makes a huge difference for new players!  I would have quit playing had I not learned the beauty of a capo and transposing :)  My capo is my best friend!!

Thanks for visiting and I hope I can keep up with all the song requests, keeping Live Love Guitar alive!  :)

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