Matt Maltese- Greatest Comedian Guitar Chords
Matt Maltese- Greatest Comedian Guitar Chords
Live Love Guitar song request guitar chords for: Quinn
STANDARD TUNING CAPO ON 4 (*= one strum) Intro- Em G D D Em G D D Em G D You're the beauty Em G D the stranger in the grocery store Em G D You're the highest quality hardwood door Em G D You're the final wartime piece of bread Em G You once told me that you hate the shaven head D I want you so Em G D And God must be the greatest comedian I know Em G D To put you so far away Em G D He put you so far away Em G D Em G D There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere Em G D There are juveniles with the blondest hair Em G D There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash Em G There are people like me - the whitest trash D I want you so Em G D And God must be the greatest comedian I know Em G D To put you so far away Em G D He put you so far away Em G D Em G G* A I have heard G D That Jesus was a very handsome girl A If she were G D I'd bet she'd look something like you now A I have heard G D That some people think the Earth is flat A But if it were G D How come I don't see you anywhere A G How come I don't see you any... D I want you so Em G D And God must be the greatest comedian I know Em G D To put you so far away Em G D Em G He put you so far away D I want you so Em G D And God must be the greatest comedian I know Em G D To put you so far away Em G D* He put you so far away
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Hello there! I’m a wife, mother and self-taught guitarist. I first picked up a guitar in 2010 and haven’t put it down since! I’m not that great of a player, but I get by. Besides, my talent isn’t in the playing, it’s in the ears ;)
I first discovered I had an ear for transcribing music while playing tabs on Ultimate Guitar. So many of them were just wrong! I started making correct versions and it just grew from there. I left UG having tabbed over 300 songs on that site. (I was the #1 Daily Most Popular Contributor for over 2 years straight, now I’m down to #7. Not bad since I haven’t posted a tab on UG in many years!)
In 2013 I created Live Love Guitar and amazingly enough, I’m still here! I’m just a little site but I think users know they can count on correct, well formatted tabs. I try to make my tabs as easy as possible while still being correct. This makes a huge difference for new players! I would have quit playing had I not learned the beauty of a capo and transposing :) My capo is my best friend!! (If you don’t have a capo, you must get one! It makes the world of difference for beginners! Go now! Then come back to Live Love Guitar and play away!)
Thanks for visiting and I hope I can keep up with all the song requests being submitted, keeping Live Love Guitar alive! :)