Matt Maltese- Greatest Comedian Guitar Chords

Matt Maltese- Greatest Comedian Guitar Chords

Matt Maltese- Greatest Comedian Guitar Chords

Live Love Guitar song request guitar chords for:  Quinn

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STANDARD TUNING 
CAPO ON 4   
(*= one strum)

Intro-

     Em  G  D  D
     Em  G  D  D


Em  G   D
          You're the beauty
    Em              G          D
the stranger in the grocery store
                   Em      G         D
You're the highest quality hardwood door
                 Em      G        D
You're the final wartime piece of bread
                          Em         G
You once told me that you hate the shaven head


  D
I want you so
    Em              G          D
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   Em         G    D
To put you so far away
   Em         G    D
He put you so far away


Em  G   D

                        Em      G    D
There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
              Em              G        D
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
                             Em        G        D
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
                      Em        G     
There are people like me - the whitest trash


  D
I want you so
    Em              G          D
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   Em         G    D
To put you so far away
   Em         G    D
He put you so far away


Em  G  D
Em  G G*


A
I have heard
                 G              D
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
A
If she were
                   G                  D
I'd bet she'd look something like you now
A
I have heard
                 G                  D
That some people think the Earth is flat
    A
But if it were
                 G          D
How come I don't see you anywhere
A                G       
How come I don't see you any...

  D
I want you so
    Em              G          D
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   Em         G    D
To put you so far away
   Em         G    D   Em  G
He put you so far away


  D
I want you so
    Em              G          D
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   Em         G    D
To put you so far away
   Em         G    D*
He put you so far away

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Have fun playing these guitar chords! LLG♥

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About LLG♥

Hello there! I’m a wife, mother and self-taught guitarist.   I first picked up a guitar in 2010 and haven’t put it down since! I’m not that great of a player, but I get by.  Besides, my talent isn’t in the playing, it’s in the ears ;)

I first discovered I had an ear for transcribing music while playing tabs on Ultimate Guitar.  So many of them were just wrong!   I started making correct versions and it just grew from there.   I left UG having tabbed over 300 songs on that site.  (I was the #1 Daily Most Popular Contributor for over 2 years straight, now I’m down to #7.  Not bad since I haven’t posted a tab on UG in many years!)

In 2013 I created Live Love Guitar and amazingly enough, I’m still here! I’m just a little site but I think users know they can count on correct, well formatted tabs.  I try to make my tabs as easy as possible while still being correct.  This makes a huge difference for new players!  I would have quit playing had I not learned the beauty of a capo and transposing :)  My capo is my best friend!!  (If you don’t have a capo, you must get one!  It makes the world of difference for beginners! Go now!  Then come back to Live Love Guitar and play away!)

Thanks for visiting and I hope I can keep up with all the song requests being submitted, keeping Live Love Guitar alive!  :)

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